omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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