When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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