she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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