Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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