he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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