Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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