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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
you never un-have a 4some
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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