She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
