So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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