i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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