what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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