her vagine was all disorganized.
I understand Curling. That high.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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