lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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