Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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