they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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