Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
My pussy is not your playground.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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