he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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