There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
