I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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