my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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