Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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