yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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