Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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