hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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