somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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