I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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