Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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