It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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