I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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