I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
