Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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