Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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