Got a toothbrush?
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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