Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
