Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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