that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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