God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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