Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
These tits shall not be calmed
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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