I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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