well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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