They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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