Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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