So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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