Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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