i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
