we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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