My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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