if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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