You work out of a Hotel?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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