3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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