Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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