You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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